Andrew Jones takes to song to say sorry for doubting 'Star Wars' director

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Andrew Jones jumped right onto the team of detractors who gave film director J.J. Abrams a big thumbs-down when the news hit that Abrams would helm Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

A plate so full

By the time the aroma-wafting holidays are set before us on the table, we can hardly smell their goodness. Seems we’ve been inhaling this scent since before Halloween, and its cloying guilt is wearing us out. If we haven’t finished with our shopping and all the et cetera by now, it reminds us, we must have severe character flaws or, at the very least, be extremely disorganized.

Dino might

Improv night

We’re Denton Dammit

Cotton-headed ninny-muggins