Funny Valentine

Courtesy photo Kinky Friedman, the one-time Texas gubernatorial candidate and the perennial cigar-chomping Texas music maker and author, plays Dan's Silverleaf on Monday. He'll sing a little, talk some and he might even puff a stogie - if proprietor Dan Mojica relaxes his no-smoking policy for the night. The gig bears the formidable title "Kinky Friedman: Words, Music, Tequila." And since his date comes on the eve of Valentine's Day, put in a request for "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" for the uppity, emancipated woman in your life. Doors open at 8 p.m. Show starts around 9 p.m. Tickets are $25 in advance at www.spunetickets.com, or $30 at the door. Dan's is located at 103 Industrial St.