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Matt Wixon

Matt Wixon is a columnist for Break Room.

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09/14/2007

Bless you ... and bless you again
As the allergy season begins, this is a good time to admit it. You’ve sneezed, not heard a “God bless you!” and felt cheated.

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I would never do anything to tarnish my writing integrity, just like I would never be a total 'sellout' by saying a column is sponsored by Odor-Eaters. (Odor-Eaters only sponsored that sentence. This sentence is sponsored by Spray 'n Wash and Aunt Jemima Syrup).
– "Like, a rad '80s letter" 1/13/06

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